Episode 165: It won't kill you... Maybe...
------ Jump To ------
#1 - Episode 1: The Beginning Part 1
#2 - Episode 2: The Beginning Part 2.
#3 - Episode 3:The Beginning Part 3
#4 - Episode 4: ...and so it begins where it all started…Sort of...
#5 - Episode 5: Realizing the situation...
#6 - Episode 6: If at first you don’t succeed… try one more time just to prove your stupidity.
#7 - Episode 7: Let’s try it YOUR way then…
#8 - Episode 8: Learning ones’ lesson….
#9 - Episode 9: The magic of SHROOMS!
#10 - Episode 10: Anger Management may be needed for running gags…
#11 - Episode 11: So, where to now?
#12 - Episode 12: So, why a plumber?
#13 - Episode 13: For shits and giggles…
#14 - Episode 14: HOLY GOOOOOLD!
#15 - Episode 15: Gold Rush
#16 - Episode 16: I can see the light.
#17 - Episode 17: I no longer have a job, but I'm still on the clock?
#18 - Episode 18: This is only the tip of the gamepole!
#19 - Episode 19: This is just the SHITS.
#20 - Episode 20: … and DOWN we gooooo!!!
#21 - Episode 21: When you wish upon a star! Part 1
#22 - Episode 22: When you wish upon a star! Part 2
#23 - Episode 23: But “I” know the secret!
#24 - Episode 24: Jumping or Flying fish?
#25 - Episode 25: Kentucky Fried... Fishy?
#26 - Episode 26: The Final Finale Finally of the final boss..... of the first world.
#27 - Episode 27: BOWZILLA!
#28 - Episode 28: Well.... that's one way to poo it....
#29 - Episode 29: THIS!... IS!...... MARIO!!!!!
#30 - Episode 30: Acme physics.
#31 - Episode 31: These are not the boobs I'm looking for!
#32 - Episode 32: I'm not gay!!!!!!!
#33 - Episode 33: Urge to kill... Rising!
#34 - Episode 34: Ah the Princess as laaaaaaaaaWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!
#35 - Episode 35: A newer Adventure Begins!
#36 - Episode 36: A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!
#37 - Episode 37: His Name?.... is GOONBA!
#38 - Episode 38: Wait, I'm what now?!
#39 - Episode 39: What a rough start...
#40 - Episode 40: Move along nothing to see here!
#41 - Episode 41: Oh you are so gay now...
#42 - Episode 42: Where to next? let the story lead the way!
#43 - Episode 43: What story?
#44 - Episode 44: Sucky... in a non linear way.
#45 - Episode 45: Well.. this is useless.
#46 - Episode 46: So this is the welcoming party...huh...
#47 - Episode 47: Poppamatic enemies are hard.
#48 - Episode 48: DANGER! DEATH beam sword!
#49 - Episode 49: No way that just happened.
#50 - Episode 50: So, this must be the place...
#51 - Episode 51: How can we be sure this is the place?
#52 - Episode 52: Time to conquer this first dungeon...crap a lock.
#53 - Episode 53: Skeletons, Mummies and... Bunnies... oh..
#54 - Episode 54: It's just a HARMLESS little Bunny Rabbit!
#55 - Episode 55: RUN AWAY!!!!!!!! RUUUUUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
#56 - Episode 56: Let's get that key!
#57 - Episode 57: Right this way!
#58 - Episode 58: The Cartoon Way!
#59 - Episode 59: Through the lock, and over the blocks, look out monsters, here I come!
#60 - Episode 60: TEASURE AT LAST! Wait, this is what they were guarding?!
#61 - Episode 61: So, not a dried up turd huh?
#62 - Episode 62: I found the map!
#63 - Episode 63: I'M the MAP!
#64 - Episode:64 I'm the maaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggrrrhhhhh!!!!
#65 - Episode 65: The Compass SAYS...
#66 - Episode 66:.. It seems to say we're SCREWED!
#67 - Episode 67: What could go wrong?,... Besides all those other things before....
#68 - Episode 68: The suspense is killing M.C.!
#69 - Episode 69: Huh, must have been ill.
#70 - Episode 70: It figures doesn't it?
#71 - Episode 71: GO my mighty treasure, the BOOMERANG!
#72 - Episode 72: Time to improvise, Super Robot Style!
#73 - Episode 73: With Super Robot Finesse!... and Failure at what cost?!
#74 - Episode 74: What did we learn today? Beans can get “REALLY” pissed.
#75 - Episode 75: ...and knowing is half the battle!
#76 - Episode 76: WHY won't you DIE?!
#77 - Episode 77: Don't push the support character!
#78 - Episode 78: Alright, let's do this for Realz yo!
#79 - Episode 79: TAKE THAT!
#80 - Episode 80: Me Chinese, me play joke!
#81 - Episode 81: Beans.. being Nice?!
#82 - Episode 82: Something to gain from it.....
#83 - Episode 83: Every dog has it's day...but what about cats??
#84 - Episode 84: We need better tools!
#85 - Episode 85: Wow, so old school can be pretty!
#86 - Episode 86: Oh god, you again...
#87 - Episode 87: Silly old man, tricks are for stupid dicks.
#88 - Episode 88: On to the SWORD of the problem.
#89 - Episode 89: It stinks in hyrulemark!
#90 - Episode 90: Grasp the sword, now pull it...ooooohhh!
#91 - Episode 91: Child Proof Destiny!
#92 - Episode 92: We have the advantage of surprise!
#93 - Episode 93: Boss Battle! Round 2 Begins!
#94 - Episode 94: BACK WITH A VENGEANCE!
#95 - Episode 95: ...and the first of the guardians fall... “Really?!”
#96 - Episode 96: More problems with the mechanics...
#97 - Episode 97: The first piece of our epic quest!
#98 - Episode 98: Get a move on now!
#99 - Episode 99: In dorkiest Day...
#100 - Episode 100: We are PROFESSIONALS NOW!
#101 - Episode 101: … In drunkest Night...
#102 - Episode 102: ...No moron shall escape my sight!
#103 - Episode 103: Where the Pedo things are!
#104 - Episode 104: Walk Into the light and you shall find your way back!
#105 - Episode 105: Wow.. What a trip!
#106 - Episode 106: ..or maybe it was checkers....
#107 - Episode 107: “Bow” to the Master...
#108 - Episode 108: Arrows not included...
#109 - Episode 109: Will you take credit?
#110 - Episode 110: ..You won't take credit?.. Well then...
#111 - Episode 111: Slick new gear!
#112 - Episode 112: On to the next dungeon then!
#113 - Episode 113: A hint even a moron can understand.
#114 - Episode 114: Don't go poking waterfalls...or old man with fire.
#115 - Episode 115: Well it's “INSIDE” the boss.
#116 - Episode 116: Haven't we been here before?
#117 - Episode 117: Which way is out?!
#118 - Episode 118: You feel that just now?
#119 - Episode 119: Didn't they just eat shields before?!
#120 - Episode 120: ...and now a hand job. Yuck.
#121 - Episode 121: ELSEWHERE IN SOME OTHER GAME!
#122 - Episode 122: Eye see you!
#123 - Episode 123: I feel cold for some reason.
#124 - Episode 124: That's so ME!
#125 - Episode 125: Not for you kiddies.
#126 - Episode 126: On the high seas of time paradoxes...
#127 - Episode 127: Explaining time paradoxes in gaming...
#128 - Episode 128: A hint of the future to come.
#129 - Episode 129: No more hints for you from the future.
#130 - Episode 130: Time to finish this!
#131 - Episode 131: Nobody home!?
#132 - Episode 132: Goonba has changed sides?!
#133 - Episode 133: He is 'MY” new best friend!
#134 - Episode 134: So maybe you're right...
#135 - Episode 135: MC is a master at strategy?!
#136 - Episode 136: Stop hitting yourself!
#137 - Episode 137: Kill it... WITH FIRE WANDS!
#138 - Episode 138: Now you must pay.. GOONBA!
#139 - Episode 139: Nice Grouping!
#140 - Episode 140: Link never finished him like “that”!
#141 - Episode 141: Beans got sent to principal's office!
#142 - Episode 142: An unsuspected miscalculation.
#143 - Episode 143: The plot thickens, like Beans Thighs!
#144 - Episode 144: A dark cloud looms in the office space.
#145 - Episode 145: On to a new adventure... and it's SCARY!!!
#146 - Episode 146: Seeing Double heroes!
#147 - Episode 147: So whose the main star here now?
#148 - Episode 148: No Belmont's allowed!
#149 - Episode 149: Now, what do we have to work with this time?
#150 - Episode 150: I'm all wrapped up in my work.
#151 - Episode 151: Did you hear something humping?
#152 - Episode 152: Something this way humps!
#153 - Episode 153: I'm going to sue for trauma!
#154 - Episode 154: I feel so violated...
#155 - Episode 155: The only Cure? Property damage!
#156 - Episode 156: Sub weapon Dagger Training!
#157 - Episode 157: Quick call the red cross! We got enough here to supply them for LIFE!
#158 - Episode 158: Sub weapon: Training Ax
#159 - Episode 159: Sub Weapon Training: Holy Water.
#160 - Episode 160: Sub Weapon Training: The Clock.
#161 - Episode 161: Wily coyote would be proud...
#162 - Episode 162: Time cop would like to have a word with you.
#163 - Episode 163: Sub Weapon Training: The Boomer-cross..thing.. Whatever!
#164 - Episode 164: Be grateful you jerk!
#165 - Episode 165: It won't kill you... Maybe...
#166 - Episode 166: I feel left out...
#167 - Episode 167: Mass production!
#168 - Episode 168: Hungry? Eat this!
#169 - Episode 169: Food Poisoning?! Already?! From What?!
#170 - Episode 170: Outta the Way people! Bathroom Emergency!
#171 - Episode 171: Those Doors are solid aren't they?
#172 - Episode 172: Could they even swing that way?
#173 - Episode 173: What's that doing here?
#174 - Episode 174: Got to catch 'em all?
#175 - Episode 175: Now only 2,358,617,904 more to go!
#176 - Episode 176: Well at least we have an idea where we're going....
#177 - Episode 177: Huh, that's an odd choice.
#178 - Episode 178: Ok, what's my motivation exactly?
#179 - Episode 179: Eh, just had to push it huh?
#180 - Episode 180: Two heads are better than one. So what about 50?!
#181 - Episode 181: Watch me rock the heavens....
#182 - Episode 182: Watch me.. fall “LIKE” a rock....
#183 - Episode 183: Damage physics suck!
#184 - Episode 184: Spikes are bad... M'kay?!
#185 - Episode 185: Spikes are “REAL” bad M'kay?
#186 - Episode 186: Beans has turned on goonba?!
#187 - Episode 187: Beans knows the Intrawebs!
#188 - Episode 188: I wonder if Simon had these problems?
#189 - Episode 189: That's stone cold...
#190 - Episode 190: MC is truly a jerk!
#191 - Episode 191: MC to the rescue?!
#192 - Episode 192: Yeah, you heard me!! Wait..you heard me??
#193 - Episode 193: Its Electric!!
#194 - Episode 194: Which way are you headed?
#195 - Episode 195: Man, I was so stoned!
#196 - Episode 196: Was that always there?!
#197 - Episode 197: Can beans pull it off? Most likely...
#198 - Episode 198: That tickles my funny bone.
#199 - Episode 199: Death awaits us... Beware...
#200 - Episode 200: Death has come…and is just sitting there.
#201 - Episode 201: Death has gotten bored...
#202 - Episode 202: Death has a life too you know!
#203 - Episode 203: Watch out! Death has some leet gear!
#204 - Episode 204: Death comes for you.... kind of... well mostly sits there lazily.
#205 - Episode 205: Death's playhouse!
#206 - Episode 206: Oh, how the mighty have fallen... and can't get up...
#207 - Episode 207: Death is down! Only one thing to do!
#208 - Episode 208: Death's mindset in gaming...
#209 - Episode 209: No vampire can surprise US!... maybe?
#210 - Episode 210: Gentlemen begin pants wetting!
#211 - Episode 211: A boss has his priorities I guess...
#212 - Episode 212: Being a villain is expensive.
#213 - Episode 213: Oooh Look at how shiny he is!
#214 - Episode 214: One humongous repair bill!
#215 - Episode 215: The power of the wanting something!
#216 - Episode 216: No hero clause!
#217 - Episode 217: A summarization of everything in the nes game castlevania
#218 - Episode 218: Now that's a weak point if I ever saw one!
#219 - Episode 219: Weren't the weak points supposed to glow orange when hit?
#220 - Episode 220: Oh how the mighty have FALLEN and can't get up!
#221 - Episode 221: Quick before times up! Time for mall madness!
#222 - Episode 222: Eye spy with my little hyper-tech camera eye.
#223 - Episode 223: Grab everything you can, it's a close out sale!
#224 - Episode 224: Tho many shall push you aside and neglect you, we shall never forget what you are!
#225 - Episode 225: Where's Goonba gone off to?
#226 - Episode 226: HORROR THEME STABBING SOUND RE RE RE RE!!!
#227 - Episode 227: A slight mistype makes all the difference.
#228 - Episode 228: That's not how I remember the enemy select screen.
#229 - Episode 229: Just out of reach... or maybe not!
#230 - Episode 230: Push it... come on puuuuuuuush it!
#231 - Episode 231: The First enemy has appeared.
#232 - Episode 232: It's dark in here!
#233 - Episode 233: Oh a wise guy eh?!
#234 - Episode 234: Well if doing it once was stupid, doing it slightly different will be stupider!
#235 - Episode 235: Time for a personal moment.
#236 - Episode 236: Scarred for all gaming history!
#237 - Episode 237: It wasn't that pointy.
#238 - Episode 238: Moving on, moving on!
#239 - Episode 239: When visual glitches kill!
#240 - Episode 240: that first step is going to be a doozy for sure!
#241 - Episode 241: MC go down the Hooooooooole!
#242 - Episode 242: I question the relevance of the scenario here.
#243 - Episode 243: I was going to use an acme product
#244 - Episode 244: An interesting landing.
#245 - Episode 245: So that's how he did it!
#246 - Episode 246: What's that shaking sound?
#247 - Episode 247: Steven Spielberg called, he wants his “LOOKING” shot back!
#248 - Episode 248: WHOMPA STOMPA!
#249 - Episode 249: Let's just squeeeeeeeeeze by!
#250 - Episode 250: Look! It's Gutsman's ASS! DADADAAAAAAAAA!
#251 - Episode 251: I'm getting off track here.
#252 - Episode 252: I can out think this clod.
#253 - Episode 253: Hippity Hop watch mc jump round this spot!
#254 - Episode 254: Oh yea, that rocks!
#255 - Episode 255: MC has surrendered?
#256 - Episode 256: That's not how one cops a feel!
#257 - Episode 257: That's not how one cleans out a colon.
#258 - Episode 258: Did you lose weight?
#259 - Episode 259: A genre of game mechanics ruined by the classics!
#260 - Episode 260: Why even bother making excuses!?
#261 - Episode 261: What a nice new hat accessory you got there!
#262 - Episode 262: Now with all new remote control action!
#263 - Episode 263: Deja Vu what's that?
#264 - Episode 264: Cutting to the chase!
#265 - Episode 265: Oh, so you're mental huh?
#266 - Episode 266: I'm such a cut up!
#267 - Episode 267: Mind if I cut In?
#268 - Episode 268: Nowhere to go, but up!
#269 - Episode 269: Up we go into wild blue yon*SMACK!*
#270 - Episode 270: Or maybe that was down?!
#271 - Episode 271: It's time to be FABULOOOOOOOOOOOUS!
#272 - Episode 272: Dances with scissors!
#273 - Episode 273: Don't throw scissor in the class young man!
#274 - Episode 274: MC is a dirty backstabber!
#275 - Episode 275: He's as cold as ICE!
#276 - Episode 276: Interesting approach!
#277 - Episode 277: Another mystery solved!
#278 - Episode 278: what kind of madman designed this place?!
#279 - Episode 279: Maybe he has got a good home owners insurance?
#280 - Episode 280: Oh yeah, I've been here before!
#281 - Episode 281: Eye's in the skies!
#282 - Episode 282: Even killing machines want to play!
#283 - Episode 283: A gripping game of peek a boo!
#284 - Episode 284: That will never clean out!
#285 - Episode 285: Making our way through, but something is off...
#286 - Episode 286: Messing with perfection!
#287 - Episode 287: “Cloner, Cloner”
#288 - Episode 288: It's a party in here and a beating is invited!
#289 - Episode 289: Prelude to horror.
#290 - Episode 290: Change is not always for the best.
#291 - Episode 291: Here comes the pain!
#292 - Episode 292: Awakening Part 1
#293 - Episode 293: Awakening Part 2
#294 - Episode 294: Awakening Part 3.
#295 - Episode 295: Awakening Part 4
#296 - Episode 296: Awakening Part 5
#297 - Episode 297: Awakening Part 6
#298 - Episode 298: Awakening Part 7
#299 - Episode 299: Awakening Part 8
#300 - Episode 300: Awakening Part 9
#301 - Episode 301: Awakening Part 10.
#302 - Episode 302: Awakening Part 11
#303 - Episode 303: Awakening Part 12
#304 - Episode 304: Awakening Part 13
#305 - Episode 305: Awakening Part 14
#306 - Episode 306: Awakening Part 15
#307 - Episode 307: Awakening Part 16
#308 - Episode 308: Awakening Part 17
#309 - Episode 309: Awakening Part 18
#310 - Episode 310: Awakening Part 19
#311 - Episode 311: Awakening Part 20
#312 - Episode 312: Awakening Part 21
#313 - Episode 313: Awakening Part 22
#314 - Episode 314: Awakening part 23
#315 - Episode 315: Awakening Part 24
#316 - Episode 316: Awakening Part 25
#317 - Episode 317: Awakening part 26
#318 - Episode 318: Awakening Part 27
#319 - Episode 319: Awakening Part 28
#320 - Episode 320: Awakening Part 29
#321 - Episode 321: Awakening Part 30.
#322 - Episode 322: Awakening Part 31
#323 - Episode 323: Awakening Part 32
#324 - Episode 324: Awakening Part 33.
#325 - Episode 325: Awakening Part 34
#326 - Episode 326: Awakening Part 35
#327 - Episode 327: Awakening Part 36
#328 - Episode 328: Awakening Part 37
#329 - Episode 329: Awakening from awakening!
#330 - Episode 330: That adrenalines' a bitch ain't it?
#331 - Episode 331: Like a rat fleeing a sinking ship!
#332 - Episode 332: Gamerica's goriest home videos!
#333 - Episode 333: Is that allowed?
#334 - Episode 334: look what santa left out for me tonight!
#335 - Episode 335: Well that's a Head Scratcher!
#336 - Episode 336: A frightening revelation!
#337 - Episode 337: Lingering thoughts!
#338 - Episode 338: Once upon a time...
#339 - Episode 339: Once upon a produce?
#340 - Episode 340: click this way!
#341 - Episode 341: Another cross in the wires of gaming history.
#342 - Episode 342: Please do not try to adjust your television, we control the stupid!
#343 - Episode 343: Walk this way!
#344 - Episode 344: Wheeeeeeeere's GOONBA?!... THERE'S GOONBA!
#345 - Episode 345: Dry throat sucks.
#346 - Episode 346: A pot, from where?!
#347 - Episode 347: caution when wet.
#348 - Episode 348: some women might consider it a “heroic” quality.
#349 - Episode 349: Just think pleasant thoughts...
#350 - Episode 350: Third time is not only a charm, but a necessity!
#351 - Episode 351: The lettuce prince is safe and... wait, did he mention boobs?!
#352 - Episode 352: It's a logical question!
#353 - Episode 353: The gate to the next world!
#354 - Episode 354: You're not a german black woman!
#355 - Episode 355: Hey, I don't judge a fruit if it wants to be a vegetable!
#356 - Episode 356: Onward to the next chapter!
#357 - Episode 357: Orange park ahoy!
#358 - Episode 358: See a penny pick it up!
#359 - Episode 359: Off to the market!
#360 - Episode 360: A cup of joe, please sir!
#361 - Episode 361: Words may never hurt me, but you're wrong.
#362 - Episode 362: Who programmed this?!
#363 - Episode 363: Can't I get anything to eat yet?
#364 - Episode 364: Even where there is a will, there is no way...
#365 - Episode 365: They're quest important for a reason!
#366 - Episode 366: These are some needy bastards...
#367 - Episode 367: Come one and come all to the cabaret act!
#368 - Episode 368: Hey! I don't do overtime if I don't have to!
#369 - Episode 369: You don't know suffering until you have starved... for half an hour.
#370 - Episode 370: Something is wrong in game land!
#371 - Episode 371: Another day, another dollar!
#372 - Episode 372: The celeryville horror!
#373 - Episode 373: Who was the side dish?
#374 - Episode 374: What about the little one?!
#375 - Episode 375: The abyss of old people!
#376 - Episode 376: What about the important ones?!
#377 - Episode 377: The gang reunites.
#378 - Episode 378: Back to the grind that is life!
#379 - Episode 379: Just not getting it, or purposely screwing with me.
#380 - Episode 380: This just sounds dirty.
#381 - Episode 381: What a shiny restroom!
#382 - Episode 382: So that's what the donut looked liked.
#383 - Episode 383: No revenge makes MC go something something...
#384 - Episode 384: At least somebody is happy.
#385 - Episode 385: How creamcorny can you get?!
#386 - Episode 386: MC is not in the mood.
#387 - Episode 387: He can have this one.
#388 - Episode 388: Sig Hiyal?
#389 - Episode 389: The following material is rated [C] for comedic references.
#390 - Episode 390: Jail bait.
#391 - Episode 391: Isn't that technique a tad cliché?
#392 - Episode 392: Children, if you’re ever in trouble, talk to a police officer... unless you just...
#393 - Episode 393: Insulting in a different way.
#394 - Episode 394: Strange dew?
#395 - Episode 395: I'm very confused now...
#396 - Episode 396: Wait, why is he here?!
#397 - Episode 397: But there is no donut!
#398 - Episode 398: I don't remember THAT in here when I played.
#399 - Episode 399: How will this work again?
#400 - Episode 400: I'm getting mixed signals here.
#401 - Episode 401: Let's blow this copsicle stand!
#402 - Episode 402: Here and back again?! A cucumbers' tale!
#403 - Episode 403: Who hit the reset button?
#404 - Episode 404: IT is interesting, isn't it?
#405 - Episode 405: Take this umbrella and shove it!
#406 - Episode 406: He is getting better though.
#407 - Episode 407: How am I going to use these again?
#408 - Episode 408: A wild farmy arrives!
#409 - Episode 409: Finally!! COMBAT!!
#410 - Episode 410: I feel like I just three stoogied my way out of that.
#411 - Episode 411: I'm sure if we try it again it will work out for the best this time!
#412 - Episode 412: More like sala”DONE” now huh? Am I right?!
#413 - Episode 413: Who’s that bad guy?!
#414 - Episode 414: The Man push it real good!
#415 - Episode 415: Corruption.
#416 - Episode 416: The never ending movie references!
#417 - Episode 417: A Quantum-like Leap!
#418 - Episode 418: It's all about the peripherals baby!
#419 - Episode 419: You can't catch what you can't see!
#420 - Episode 420: Anyone got a chili dog, I need comfort food...
Chapter Two: The Next Gen.
Reply zignoff, August 22nd, 2013, 11:29 am
"Castlevania is a Registered Trademark of Konami, all rights are reserved to them for using their characters likeness."