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Episode 148: No Belmont's allowed!

September 6th, 2013, 11:00 am

Average Rating: 5.00
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Reply zignoff, June 17th, 2013, 10:26 am

Ok my mini Castlevania NES review.. MY review is...

It's a hard and clumsy pain in the ass... so it's kind of like a dick of a virgin doing his first anal....

... What? You want more.. ok then overall score ?/10

... I couldn't get past the second damn stage EVER, I still can't beat this game.... so my review is sticking with that.. LOOK LEAVE ME ALONE ON THAT MOVING ON!

As you can tell I'm not praticularly a FF7 fan... but I can atleast back up my reasons with full detail on why I think it's not the god of all RPGs...


"Castlevania is a Registered Trademark of Konami, all rights are reserved to them for using their characters likeness."

Reply zignoff, September 7th, 2013, 8:36 am

Don't get me wrong... @qazox: I can see the "appeal" to the game, it's a lot more user friendly and easier to grasp in terms of most JRPGs.

However, that dumbed down level is what draws me away in most aspects, other then the couple of ultimates the characters are to generic, anyone can be anything which drains any sense of thinking in combat in my thoughts, which again I can see the appeal, but it's sadly not my thing, that and thee story revolves around the adventures of The Emo Pretender and The Girly Rocky Horror Picture show reject puppet man villain.

And sadly most of you will know exactly who I am talking about.

User's Comments:

Reply qazox, September 6th, 2013, 9:27 pm

@zignoff: you....don't.... like.... FF7???? *eyebrows begin to twitch...*

A Jenova Witness joke? Hadn't heard one of those in 15 years...

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