Episode 14: HOLY GOOOOOLD!
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#1 - Episode 1: The Beginning Part 1
#2 - Episode 2: The Beginning Part 2.
#3 - Episode 3:The Beginning Part 3
#4 - Episode 4: ...and so it begins where it all started…Sort of...
#5 - Episode 5: Realizing the situation...
#6 - Episode 6: If at first you don’t succeed… try one more time just to prove your stupidity.
#7 - Episode 7: Let’s try it YOUR way then…
#8 - Episode 8: Learning ones’ lesson….
#9 - Episode 9: The magic of SHROOMS!
#10 - Episode 10: Anger Management may be needed for running gags…
#11 - Episode 11: So, where to now?
#12 - Episode 12: So, why a plumber?
#13 - Episode 13: For shits and giggles…
#14 - Episode 14: HOLY GOOOOOLD!
#15 - Episode 15: Gold Rush
#16 - Episode 16: I can see the light.
#17 - Episode 17: I no longer have a job, but I'm still on the clock?
#18 - Episode 18: This is only the tip of the gamepole!
#19 - Episode 19: This is just the SHITS.
#20 - Episode 20: … and DOWN we gooooo!!!
#21 - Episode 21: When you wish upon a star! Part 1
#22 - Episode 22: When you wish upon a star! Part 2
#23 - Episode 23: But “I” know the secret!
#24 - Episode 24: Jumping or Flying fish?
#25 - Episode 25: Kentucky Fried... Fishy?
#26 - Episode 26: The Final Finale Finally of the final boss..... of the first world.
#27 - Episode 27: BOWZILLA!
#28 - Episode 28: Well.... that's one way to poo it....
#29 - Episode 29: THIS!... IS!...... MARIO!!!!!
#30 - Episode 30: Acme physics.
#31 - Episode 31: These are not the boobs I'm looking for!
#32 - Episode 32: I'm not gay!!!!!!!
#33 - Episode 33: Urge to kill... Rising!
#34 - Episode 34: Ah the Princess as laaaaaaaaaWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!
#35 - Episode 35: A newer Adventure Begins!
#36 - Episode 36: A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS!
#37 - Episode 37: His Name?.... is GOONBA!
#38 - Episode 38: Wait, I'm what now?!
#39 - Episode 39: What a rough start...
#40 - Episode 40: Move along nothing to see here!
#41 - Episode 41: Oh you are so gay now...
#42 - Episode 42: Where to next? let the story lead the way!
#43 - Episode 43: What story?
#44 - Episode 44: Sucky... in a non linear way.
#45 - Episode 45: Well.. this is useless.
#46 - Episode 46: So this is the welcoming party...huh...
#47 - Episode 47: Poppamatic enemies are hard.
#48 - Episode 48: DANGER! DEATH beam sword!
#49 - Episode 49: No way that just happened.
#50 - Episode 50: So, this must be the place...
#51 - Episode 51: How can we be sure this is the place?
#52 - Episode 52: Time to conquer this first dungeon...crap a lock.
#53 - Episode 53: Skeletons, Mummies and... Bunnies... oh..
#54 - Episode 54: It's just a HARMLESS little Bunny Rabbit!
#55 - Episode 55: RUN AWAY!!!!!!!! RUUUUUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
#56 - Episode 56: Let's get that key!
#57 - Episode 57: Right this way!
#58 - Episode 58: The Cartoon Way!
#59 - Episode 59: Through the lock, and over the blocks, look out monsters, here I come!
#60 - Episode 60: TEASURE AT LAST! Wait, this is what they were guarding?!
#61 - Episode 61: So, not a dried up turd huh?
#62 - Episode 62: I found the map!
#63 - Episode 63: I'M the MAP!
#64 - Episode:64 I'm the maaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggrrrhhhhh!!!!
#65 - Episode 65: The Compass SAYS...
#66 - Episode 66:.. It seems to say we're SCREWED!
#67 - Episode 67: What could go wrong?,... Besides all those other things before....
#68 - Episode 68: The suspense is killing M.C.!
#69 - Episode 69: Huh, must have been ill.
#70 - Episode 70: It figures doesn't it?
#71 - Episode 71: GO my mighty treasure, the BOOMERANG!
#72 - Episode 72: Time to improvise, Super Robot Style!
#73 - Episode 73: With Super Robot Finesse!... and Failure at what cost?!
#74 - Episode 74: What did we learn today? Beans can get “REALLY” pissed.
#75 - Episode 75: ...and knowing is half the battle!
#76 - Episode 76: WHY won't you DIE?!
#77 - Episode 77: Don't push the support character!
#78 - Episode 78: Alright, let's do this for Realz yo!
#79 - Episode 79: TAKE THAT!
#80 - Episode 80: Me Chinese, me play joke!
#81 - Episode 81: Beans.. being Nice?!
#82 - Episode 82: Something to gain from it.....
#83 - Episode 83: Every dog has it's day...but what about cats??
#84 - Episode 84: We need better tools!
#85 - Episode 85: Wow, so old school can be pretty!
#86 - Episode 86: Oh god, you again...
#87 - Episode 87: Silly old man, tricks are for stupid dicks.
#88 - Episode 88: On to the SWORD of the problem.
#89 - Episode 89: It stinks in hyrulemark!
#90 - Episode 90: Grasp the sword, now pull it...ooooohhh!
#91 - Episode 91: Child Proof Destiny!
#92 - Episode 92: We have the advantage of surprise!
#93 - Episode 93: Boss Battle! Round 2 Begins!
#94 - Episode 94: BACK WITH A VENGEANCE!
#95 - Episode 95: ...and the first of the guardians fall... “Really?!”
#96 - Episode 96: More problems with the mechanics...
#97 - Episode 97: The first piece of our epic quest!
#98 - Episode 98: Get a move on now!
#99 - Episode 99: In dorkiest Day...
#100 - Episode 100: We are PROFESSIONALS NOW!
#101 - Episode 101: … In drunkest Night...
#102 - Episode 102: ...No moron shall escape my sight!
#103 - Episode 103: Where the Pedo things are!
#104 - Episode 104: Walk Into the light and you shall find your way back!
#105 - Episode 105: Wow.. What a trip!
#106 - Episode 106: ..or maybe it was checkers....
#107 - Episode 107: “Bow” to the Master...
#108 - Episode 108: Arrows not included...
#109 - Episode 109: Will you take credit?
#110 - Episode 110: ..You won't take credit?.. Well then...
#111 - Episode 111: Slick new gear!
#112 - Episode 112: On to the next dungeon then!
#113 - Episode 113: A hint even a moron can understand.
#114 - Episode 114: Don't go poking waterfalls...or old man with fire.
#115 - Episode 115: Well it's “INSIDE” the boss.
#116 - Episode 116: Haven't we been here before?
#117 - Episode 117: Which way is out?!
#118 - Episode 118: You feel that just now?
#119 - Episode 119: Didn't they just eat shields before?!
#120 - Episode 120: ...and now a hand job. Yuck.
#121 - Episode 121: ELSEWHERE IN SOME OTHER GAME!
#122 - Episode 122: Eye see you!
#123 - Episode 123: I feel cold for some reason.
#124 - Episode 124: That's so ME!
#125 - Episode 125: Not for you kiddies.
#126 - Episode 126: On the high seas of time paradoxes...
#127 - Episode 127: Explaining time paradoxes in gaming...
#128 - Episode 128: A hint of the future to come.
#129 - Episode 129: No more hints for you from the future.
#130 - Episode 130: Time to finish this!
#131 - Episode 131: Nobody home!?
#132 - Episode 132: Goonba has changed sides?!
#133 - Episode 133: He is 'MY” new best friend!
#134 - Episode 134: So maybe you're right...
#135 - Episode 135: MC is a master at strategy?!
#136 - Episode 136: Stop hitting yourself!
#137 - Episode 137: Kill it... WITH FIRE WANDS!
#138 - Episode 138: Now you must pay.. GOONBA!
#139 - Episode 139: Nice Grouping!
#140 - Episode 140: Link never finished him like “that”!
#141 - Episode 141: Beans got sent to principal's office!
#142 - Episode 142: An unsuspected miscalculation.
#143 - Episode 143: The plot thickens, like Beans Thighs!
#144 - Episode 144: A dark cloud looms in the office space.
#145 - Episode 145: On to a new adventure... and it's SCARY!!!
#146 - Episode 146: Seeing Double heroes!
#147 - Episode 147: So whose the main star here now?
#148 - Episode 148: No Belmont's allowed!
#149 - Episode 149: Now, what do we have to work with this time?
#150 - Episode 150: I'm all wrapped up in my work.
#151 - Episode 151: Did you hear something humping?
#152 - Episode 152: Something this way humps!
#153 - Episode 153: I'm going to sue for trauma!
#154 - Episode 154: I feel so violated...
#155 - Episode 155: The only Cure? Property damage!
#156 - Episode 156: Sub weapon Dagger Training!
#157 - Episode 157: Quick call the red cross! We got enough here to supply them for LIFE!
#158 - Episode 158: Sub weapon: Training Ax
#159 - Episode 159: Sub Weapon Training: Holy Water.
#160 - Episode 160: Sub Weapon Training: The Clock.
#161 - Episode 161: Wily coyote would be proud...
#162 - Episode 162: Time cop would like to have a word with you.
#163 - Episode 163: Sub Weapon Training: The Boomer-cross..thing.. Whatever!
#164 - Episode 164: Be grateful you jerk!
#165 - Episode 165: It won't kill you... Maybe...
#166 - Episode 166: I feel left out...
#167 - Episode 167: Mass production!
#168 - Episode 168: Hungry? Eat this!
#169 - Episode 169: Food Poisoning?! Already?! From What?!
#170 - Episode 170: Outta the Way people! Bathroom Emergency!
#171 - Episode 171: Those Doors are solid aren't they?
#172 - Episode 172: Could they even swing that way?
#173 - Episode 173: What's that doing here?
#174 - Episode 174: Got to catch 'em all?
#175 - Episode 175: Now only 2,358,617,904 more to go!
#176 - Episode 176: Well at least we have an idea where we're going....
#177 - Episode 177: Huh, that's an odd choice.
#178 - Episode 178: Ok, what's my motivation exactly?
#179 - Episode 179: Eh, just had to push it huh?
#180 - Episode 180: Two heads are better than one. So what about 50?!
#181 - Episode 181: Watch me rock the heavens....
#182 - Episode 182: Watch me.. fall “LIKE” a rock....
#183 - Episode 183: Damage physics suck!
#184 - Episode 184: Spikes are bad... M'kay?!
#185 - Episode 185: Spikes are “REAL” bad M'kay?
#186 - Episode 186: Beans has turned on goonba?!
#187 - Episode 187: Beans knows the Intrawebs!
#188 - Episode 188: I wonder if Simon had these problems?
#189 - Episode 189: That's stone cold...
#190 - Episode 190: MC is truly a jerk!
#191 - Episode 191: MC to the rescue?!
#192 - Episode 192: Yeah, you heard me!! Wait..you heard me??
#193 - Episode 193: Its Electric!!
#194 - Episode 194: Which way are you headed?
#195 - Episode 195: Man, I was so stoned!
#196 - Episode 196: Was that always there?!
#197 - Episode 197: Can beans pull it off? Most likely...
#198 - Episode 198: That tickles my funny bone.
#199 - Episode 199: Death awaits us... Beware...
#200 - Episode 200: Death has come…and is just sitting there.
#201 - Episode 201: Death has gotten bored...
#202 - Episode 202: Death has a life too you know!
#203 - Episode 203: Watch out! Death has some leet gear!
#204 - Episode 204: Death comes for you.... kind of... well mostly sits there lazily.
#205 - Episode 205: Death's playhouse!
#206 - Episode 206: Oh, how the mighty have fallen... and can't get up...
#207 - Episode 207: Death is down! Only one thing to do!
#208 - Episode 208: Death's mindset in gaming...
#209 - Episode 209: No vampire can surprise US!... maybe?
#210 - Episode 210: Gentlemen begin pants wetting!
#211 - Episode 211: A boss has his priorities I guess...
#212 - Episode 212: Being a villain is expensive.
#213 - Episode 213: Oooh Look at how shiny he is!
#214 - Episode 214: One humongous repair bill!
#215 - Episode 215: The power of the wanting something!
#216 - Episode 216: No hero clause!
#217 - Episode 217: A summarization of everything in the nes game castlevania
#218 - Episode 218: Now that's a weak point if I ever saw one!
#219 - Episode 219: Weren't the weak points supposed to glow orange when hit?
#220 - Episode 220: Oh how the mighty have FALLEN and can't get up!
#221 - Episode 221: Quick before times up! Time for mall madness!
#222 - Episode 222: Eye spy with my little hyper-tech camera eye.
#223 - Episode 223: Grab everything you can, it's a close out sale!
#224 - Episode 224: Tho many shall push you aside and neglect you, we shall never forget what you are!
#225 - Episode 225: Where's Goonba gone off to?
#226 - Episode 226: HORROR THEME STABBING SOUND RE RE RE RE!!!
#227 - Episode 227: A slight mistype makes all the difference.
#228 - Episode 228: That's not how I remember the enemy select screen.
#229 - Episode 229: Just out of reach... or maybe not!
#230 - Episode 230: Push it... come on puuuuuuuush it!
#231 - Episode 231: The First enemy has appeared.
#232 - Episode 232: It's dark in here!
#233 - Episode 233: Oh a wise guy eh?!
#234 - Episode 234: Well if doing it once was stupid, doing it slightly different will be stupider!
#235 - Episode 235: Time for a personal moment.
#236 - Episode 236: Scarred for all gaming history!
#237 - Episode 237: It wasn't that pointy.
#238 - Episode 238: Moving on, moving on!
#239 - Episode 239: When visual glitches kill!
#240 - Episode 240: that first step is going to be a doozy for sure!
#241 - Episode 241: MC go down the Hooooooooole!
#242 - Episode 242: I question the relevance of the scenario here.
#243 - Episode 243: I was going to use an acme product
#244 - Episode 244: An interesting landing.
#245 - Episode 245: So that's how he did it!
#246 - Episode 246: What's that shaking sound?
#247 - Episode 247: Steven Spielberg called, he wants his “LOOKING” shot back!
#248 - Episode 248: WHOMPA STOMPA!
#249 - Episode 249: Let's just squeeeeeeeeeze by!
#250 - Episode 250: Look! It's Gutsman's ASS! DADADAAAAAAAAA!
#251 - Episode 251: I'm getting off track here.
#252 - Episode 252: I can out think this clod.
#253 - Episode 253: Hippity Hop watch mc jump round this spot!
#254 - Episode 254: Oh yea, that rocks!
#255 - Episode 255: MC has surrendered?
#256 - Episode 256: That's not how one cops a feel!
#257 - Episode 257: That's not how one cleans out a colon.
#258 - Episode 258: Did you lose weight?
#259 - Episode 259: A genre of game mechanics ruined by the classics!
#260 - Episode 260: Why even bother making excuses!?
#261 - Episode 261: What a nice new hat accessory you got there!
#262 - Episode 262: Now with all new remote control action!
#263 - Episode 263: Deja Vu what's that?
#264 - Episode 264: Cutting to the chase!
#265 - Episode 265: Oh, so you're mental huh?
#266 - Episode 266: I'm such a cut up!
#267 - Episode 267: Mind if I cut In?
#268 - Episode 268: Nowhere to go, but up!
#269 - Episode 269: Up we go into wild blue yon*SMACK!*
#270 - Episode 270: Or maybe that was down?!
#271 - Episode 271: It's time to be FABULOOOOOOOOOOOUS!
#272 - Episode 272: Dances with scissors!
#273 - Episode 273: Don't throw scissor in the class young man!
#274 - Episode 274: MC is a dirty backstabber!
#275 - Episode 275: He's as cold as ICE!
#276 - Episode 276: Interesting approach!
#277 - Episode 277: Another mystery solved!
#278 - Episode 278: what kind of madman designed this place?!
#279 - Episode 279: Maybe he has got a good home owners insurance?
#280 - Episode 280: Oh yeah, I've been here before!
#281 - Episode 281: Eye's in the skies!
#282 - Episode 282: Even killing machines want to play!
#283 - Episode 283: A gripping game of peek a boo!
#284 - Episode 284: That will never clean out!
#285 - Episode 285: Making our way through, but something is off...
#286 - Episode 286: Messing with perfection!
#287 - Episode 287: “Cloner, Cloner”
#288 - Episode 288: It's a party in here and a beating is invited!
#289 - Episode 289: Prelude to horror.
#290 - Episode 290: Change is not always for the best.
#291 - Episode 291: Here comes the pain!
#292 - Episode 292: Awakening Part 1
#293 - Episode 293: Awakening Part 2
#294 - Episode 294: Awakening Part 3.
#295 - Episode 295: Awakening Part 4
#296 - Episode 296: Awakening Part 5
#297 - Episode 297: Awakening Part 6
#298 - Episode 298: Awakening Part 7
#299 - Episode 299: Awakening Part 8
#300 - Episode 300: Awakening Part 9
#301 - Episode 301: Awakening Part 10.
#302 - Episode 302: Awakening Part 11
#303 - Episode 303: Awakening Part 12
#304 - Episode 304: Awakening Part 13
#305 - Episode 305: Awakening Part 14
#306 - Episode 306: Awakening Part 15
#307 - Episode 307: Awakening Part 16
#308 - Episode 308: Awakening Part 17
#309 - Episode 309: Awakening Part 18
#310 - Episode 310: Awakening Part 19
#311 - Episode 311: Awakening Part 20
#312 - Episode 312: Awakening Part 21
#313 - Episode 313: Awakening Part 22
#314 - Episode 314: Awakening part 23
#315 - Episode 315: Awakening Part 24
#316 - Episode 316: Awakening Part 25
#317 - Episode 317: Awakening part 26
#318 - Episode 318: Awakening Part 27
#319 - Episode 319: Awakening Part 28
#320 - Episode 320: Awakening Part 29
#321 - Episode 321: Awakening Part 30.
#322 - Episode 322: Awakening Part 31
#323 - Episode 323: Awakening Part 32
#324 - Episode 324: Awakening Part 33.
#325 - Episode 325: Awakening Part 34
#326 - Episode 326: Awakening Part 35
#327 - Episode 327: Awakening Part 36
#328 - Episode 328: Awakening Part 37
#329 - Episode 329: Awakening from awakening!
#330 - Episode 330: That adrenalines' a bitch ain't it?
#331 - Episode 331: Like a rat fleeing a sinking ship!
#332 - Episode 332: Gamerica's goriest home videos!
#333 - Episode 333: Is that allowed?
#334 - Episode 334: look what santa left out for me tonight!
#335 - Episode 335: Well that's a Head Scratcher!
#336 - Episode 336: A frightening revelation!
#337 - Episode 337: Lingering thoughts!
#338 - Episode 338: Once upon a time...
#339 - Episode 339: Once upon a produce?
#340 - Episode 340: click this way!
#341 - Episode 341: Another cross in the wires of gaming history.
#342 - Episode 342: Please do not try to adjust your television, we control the stupid!
#343 - Episode 343: Walk this way!
#344 - Episode 344: Wheeeeeeeere's GOONBA?!... THERE'S GOONBA!
#345 - Episode 345: Dry throat sucks.
#346 - Episode 346: A pot, from where?!
#347 - Episode 347: caution when wet.
#348 - Episode 348: some women might consider it a “heroic” quality.
#349 - Episode 349: Just think pleasant thoughts...
#350 - Episode 350: Third time is not only a charm, but a necessity!
#351 - Episode 351: The lettuce prince is safe and... wait, did he mention boobs?!
#352 - Episode 352: It's a logical question!
#353 - Episode 353: The gate to the next world!
#354 - Episode 354: You're not a german black woman!
#355 - Episode 355: Hey, I don't judge a fruit if it wants to be a vegetable!
#356 - Episode 356: Onward to the next chapter!
#357 - Episode 357: Orange park ahoy!
#358 - Episode 358: See a penny pick it up!
#359 - Episode 359: Off to the market!
#360 - Episode 360: A cup of joe, please sir!
#361 - Episode 361: Words may never hurt me, but you're wrong.
#362 - Episode 362: Who programmed this?!
#363 - Episode 363: Can't I get anything to eat yet?
#364 - Episode 364: Even where there is a will, there is no way...
#365 - Episode 365: They're quest important for a reason!
#366 - Episode 366: These are some needy bastards...
#367 - Episode 367: Come one and come all to the cabaret act!
#368 - Episode 368: Hey! I don't do overtime if I don't have to!
#369 - Episode 369: You don't know suffering until you have starved... for half an hour.
#370 - Episode 370: Something is wrong in game land!
#371 - Episode 371: Another day, another dollar!
#372 - Episode 372: The celeryville horror!
#373 - Episode 373: Who was the side dish?
#374 - Episode 374: What about the little one?!
#375 - Episode 375: The abyss of old people!
#376 - Episode 376: What about the important ones?!
#377 - Episode 377: The gang reunites.
#378 - Episode 378: Back to the grind that is life!
#379 - Episode 379: Just not getting it, or purposely screwing with me.
#380 - Episode 380: This just sounds dirty.
#381 - Episode 381: What a shiny restroom!
#382 - Episode 382: So that's what the donut looked liked.
#383 - Episode 383: No revenge makes MC go something something...
#384 - Episode 384: At least somebody is happy.
#385 - Episode 385: How creamcorny can you get?!
#386 - Episode 386: MC is not in the mood.
#387 - Episode 387: He can have this one.
#388 - Episode 388: Sig Hiyal?
#389 - Episode 389: The following material is rated [C] for comedic references.
#390 - Episode 390: Jail bait.
#391 - Episode 391: Isn't that technique a tad cliché?
#392 - Episode 392: Children, if you’re ever in trouble, talk to a police officer... unless you just...
#393 - Episode 393: Insulting in a different way.
#394 - Episode 394: Strange dew?
#395 - Episode 395: I'm very confused now...
#396 - Episode 396: Wait, why is he here?!
#397 - Episode 397: But there is no donut!
#398 - Episode 398: I don't remember THAT in here when I played.
#399 - Episode 399: How will this work again?
#400 - Episode 400: I'm getting mixed signals here.
#401 - Episode 401: Let's blow this copsicle stand!
#402 - Episode 402: Here and back again?! A cucumbers' tale!
#403 - Episode 403: Who hit the reset button?
#404 - Episode 404: IT is interesting, isn't it?
#405 - Episode 405: Take this umbrella and shove it!
#406 - Episode 406: He is getting better though.
#407 - Episode 407: How am I going to use these again?
#408 - Episode 408: A wild farmy arrives!
#409 - Episode 409: Finally!! COMBAT!!
#410 - Episode 410: I feel like I just three stoogied my way out of that.
#411 - Episode 411: I'm sure if we try it again it will work out for the best this time!
#412 - Episode 412: More like sala”DONE” now huh? Am I right?!
#413 - Episode 413: Who’s that bad guy?!
#414 - Episode 414: The Man push it real good!
#415 - Episode 415: Corruption.
#416 - Episode 416: The never ending movie references!
#417 - Episode 417: A Quantum-like Leap!
#418 - Episode 418: It's all about the peripherals baby!
#419 - Episode 419: You can't catch what you can't see!
#420 - Episode 420: Anyone got a chili dog, I need comfort food...
Chapter Two: The Next Gen.
Reply zignoff, April 9th, 2012, 2:36 pm
But you know, I want to enjoy what I do, or at least be content with it. In all honesty I don't really care about the money, I just want to do what I love and be able to be content, you know go buy something I want whenever it comes out or go on vacation with my family.
My family at that point considers this to be a hobby, because I'm not solely focused on the money. Ok, then let me try this... YAAAAAAARR!!!! ME WANT TONS OF MONEY FROM WEB COMIC AND BE FILTHY RICH, THIS TOTALLY MY WHOLE LIFE AND FIANCE, AND I HATE MY LIFE EVERY DAY NOW!
I wonder if that makes everyone happy now :)
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